Oh yeah, I had a birthday last week

Forgot to share the cake that my sister RikkiTikkiTavi ordered.
Somehow my brother Rollo restrained himself from gouging the cat's eyes out but I saw his hands tighten on the knife as he hovered. . .

Shut your cake hole

Attended Kay's birthday party last weekend where an array of cakes were displayed on the dessert table. This beehive cake, after hours of free pouring cocktails, became known as the "jizz" cake. "Greg" took credit for the glaze so we started calling him the "cake fucker" and sang "Pour Some Sugar On Me" when he was in hearing distance.

Hard to believe that we're adults.

It's Ponderous, I tell ya!

Those "I Don't Celebrate Birthdays" People

They suck.
What the ?
Consider the alternative, stoopid.
No birthday? You are dead.
Not celebrating your birthday? You are a selfish igmo.
Don't deny us the cake, ya big dummy.
Put on the stupid hat, blow out the candles and pass the cake, moron.