Pope approves OR discourages condom use?

Unfathomable to believe an old celibate man Joey Ratz living in Italy has any bearing on one's birth control or safe sex choices.
How many bastard factories and illegitimate children before abortion becomes fashionable again?

Just in time for swimsuit season.
It's the new black.

Please add these words to your vocabulary

Palcohol - your buddy when one or both of you are drinking or drunk but not a person you would like while sober.

Prostitot - a young girl dressed like a junior whore (see: Bratz dolls) whose ensemble usually includes, but not limited to, leopard prints, "Juicy" or other quasi-sexual messages printed on buttocks, red satin, t-shirts printed with "Daddy's Little Girl". Pretty much describes every girl photographed at Glamour Shots.

Bastard factory - unwed mother of two children or more, all with different fathers.

Mastubatory - description of an act giving pleasure to only the performer. Though originally used as a sexual term, can also be used to describe amateur guitar solos, spoken word performers and serious karaoke freaks.