Word of the day

makes the 13 year old girl in my head giggle.

Crampon - I know it means metal spike attached to hiking footwear but my immaturity blends the words "cramps" and "tampon" then wonders why any man would wear them on their feet.

Rock on?
Hell to the no!
Crampon with your bad self.
Y'heard?

Word of the day

I know Emily Post's rules of etiquette frontways and backways but you'd never guess it if you heard my trucker mouth so upon learning a secret way to say "fuck you", I couldn't wait to get back and report to you. Pay attention, kittens, and learn.
At a formal meeting of females, the most esteemed leader was interrupted by a junior shit stirrer in regards to specific ruledom and such but the point was a month-old and moot. M.E.L. raised her eyebrows while S.S. made her comment in a very tattletale tone.
((Lean in and try to spot it . . . .))
M.E.L. very professionally said, "Noted" and adjourned the meeting.
Shit Stirrer, you just got schooled! Noted? No discussion, no explanation, no defensiveness but pretty much dismissed.

Practice it today and report back to me.

Noted.

Life is too short to

drink ordinary beer.

While reading the beer reviews on the Cooking for Assholes blog, I am forced to admit my beer palate is not at all as varied and educated as his; the very idea of chocolate beer or a coffee stout seems repugnant but he tries it all and shares his pronouncements.
I don't drink as much as I once did so it is even more important to me NOT to drink ordinary beer. Good wine, a nice gin and tonic or an occasional amaretto sour is also highly enjoyable.

So, today, a dude with a "Cajun suitcase" (24 pack of beer) of ordinary beer passed me as I entered the supermarket and later in the refrigerated section, another guy picked up the same huge box of beer.Your Word of the Day:

"Cajun suitcase"
~~ 24 or 30 pack of cheap beer,
usually purchased as chilled
for immediate consumption

Why drink no-taste-at-all beer, I wondered? By the time I made it to the next aisle the answer came to me. People who drink ordinary, bland, tasteless beer in volumes don't drink it for the taste. They don't really even know or enjoy beer. Truth is, those folks drink beer to get drunk.

This Duh of the Day has been presented to you by the mega brewers of Bud, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors, etc.

Word of the day

Word vomit - it just comes out and now you are stepping in it.

Word of the day

Gimpathy - the pity felt for those with handicaps.

--as heard on Jay Thomas' Sirius XM satellite radio show

Word of the day

You won't find this word in a dictionary but I have heard it all my life.

Piroot (pie root) - to search and perhaps plunder, sometimes through your own things but often another's.

Not sure of derivation but suspect it is a combination of "to root out" and "to pirate".

"When my sister wasn't looking, I pirooted through her closet for shoes."
"You can't find your jacket? Go piroot in the laundry room for it."
"I have pirooted this entire house and cannot find a 5/16" drill bit."

Word of the day

Reading a book last night where a woman is described wearing a dress up to her pudenda. What's that? Had a good guess but still compelled to look it up. So, if you use it, don't show your ignorance and mix the uses of plural and singular.



Main Entry: pu·den·dum
Pronunciation: \pyu̇-ˈden-dəm\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural pu·den·da \-də\ the external genital organs of a human being and especially of a woman —usually used in plural.



Etymology: (date 1634) New Latin, singular of Latin pudenda, from neuter plural of pudendus, gerundive of pudēre (GET THIS) to be ashamed.

Word of the day

Date rape sandwich - Thanksgiving leftover turkey sandwich. Causes you to slip into coma-like nap(s).

--coined by yours truly,

SkitzoLeezra

Please add these words to your vocabulary

Palcohol - your buddy when one or both of you are drinking or drunk but not a person you would like while sober.

Prostitot - a young girl dressed like a junior whore (see: Bratz dolls) whose ensemble usually includes, but not limited to, leopard prints, "Juicy" or other quasi-sexual messages printed on buttocks, red satin, t-shirts printed with "Daddy's Little Girl". Pretty much describes every girl photographed at Glamour Shots.

Bastard factory - unwed mother of two children or more, all with different fathers.

Mastubatory - description of an act giving pleasure to only the performer. Though originally used as a sexual term, can also be used to describe amateur guitar solos, spoken word performers and serious karaoke freaks.