Quote of the day

It's not that I've taken a vow a chastity but more like chastity has taken a vow of me.
And chastity's ugly sister, Abstinence, keeps wanting to be my friend.

--SkitzoLeezra

Quote of the day

Give a man a fish and you feed him for one day.
Don't teach a man to fish and you feed yourself.
He's a grown man.
And fishing is not that hard.

--Ron Swanson
(played by Nick Offerman)
on NBC's "Parks and Recreation"

Mel Gibson's latest quote (of the day)

"You will fucking smile
and
BLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
me!"

Quote of the day

"Is that a watermelon I see? Oh, no, it's a bird."

--Protecting the innocent
but I swear I heard it
and even asked for clarification
when I wrote it down.

Quote of the day

"Naturally, she didn't limp when she was sitting down."

page 214,

Until I Find You

by John Irving

Quote of the day

Jay Thomas watched some "brown people" on CNN on Monday and commented that "I couldn't decide if street folks I was seeing were in Haiti or New Orleans".
Oy.

--Jay Thomas Show on Sirius satellite radio

Quote of the day

heard this snippet today on Sirius satellite radio's Book Channel:

A jealous man has self-contempt ~~
meaning he supposes another to be better than himself.

Quote of the day

Better to be shot at and missed then shit on and hit.

--Jill Conner Browne

Quote of the day

Every expense was spared.

--Simon Doonan

Quote of the day

Crying is the refuge of plain women.

Pretty women go shopping.

Quote of the day

That sucks, like shit through a straw.

--Jill Conner Browne

Quote of the day

I am trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

--uttered by Jay Thomas on his Sirius satellite radio show
when his guest was less than interesting

Quote of the day

We all are stars of our own movies.

--Jay Thomas

Quote of the day

That must be like eating the devil's asshole.

--as uttered by Jay Thomas on his Sirius satellite radio show

Quote of the day

You should not be a victim of your own sophistication.

--Jay Thomas

Quote of the day

After four years, the dust doesn't get any worse.

--Quentin Crisp

Quote of the day

If you live in the ugliest house in the neighborhood,

you don't have to look at it.

--Frank Lloyd Wright

Quote of the day

Memory is a myth-making machine.

--Shug Johnson

Quote of the day

Everybody needs a God that looks like them.

--The Secret Life of Bees

Quote of the day

Marriage.

It turns your dreams into a hobby.

--as uttered by Jay Thomas on his Sirius XM radio show