Thursday, May 21, 2009

Shut your cake hole



Attended Kay's birthday party last weekend where an array of cakes were displayed on the dessert table. This beehive cake, after hours of free pouring cocktails, became known as the "jizz" cake. "Greg" took credit for the glaze so we started calling him the "cake fucker" and sang "Pour Some Sugar On Me" when he was in hearing distance.


Hard to believe that we're adults.

It's Ponderous, I tell ya!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The cake looks appetizing but I would have avoided the jizz.

Charlie in Boston.

Anonymous said...

Just a side note...not only did the cake look like it had Jizzum ooozing out of the top....but the cake was made FOUR days prior and hauled around in the trunk of a car from Abilene to Houston!! WTF???

Chrysanthemum

SkitzoLeezra said...

Yeah, even when we tried a bite of the jizz cake, it didn't slide down your throat as easily like you would've imagined. Nor did you get the uncontrollable urge to smear it on your boobs. I'm just sayin', none of those things happened.

Louisiana Belle said...

LOL at jizz cake. That's awesome.

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