If this is your typical New Year's pose, maybe give it a rest this year and give someone else a chance, ya harlot.
If you have never partied in your knickers, give it a try and live a little. What are you waiting for?
Gotta love it. Grandmothers have never rocked a holiday sweater like these guys.
Those Bud Light commercials with the comparisons of "Too Light" and "Too Heavy" are pretty clever. "The Breakup" shows a chick driving with boyfriend in car as she attempts to break up with him. Too light is backing out of it completely and and too heavy is her pushing the guy out of the car while car is in motion. Funny, right?
Now reverse the genders.
Funny? Or wrong?
Can you imagine the shit storm if the dude pushed a chick out of a car?
To accept the award, I am to list 10 daily things and pass on the award to 5 other blogs. Kim and her crowner of blog tiara, Ubermouth, have a theme of mean so passing on MY favorite sites of snarkiness.
A'ight, 5 favs. Check 'em out and have a laugh.
Things I Want to Punch in the Face - LOVE this blog! Jennifer is a truly worthy rant sister and I just wish I had thought of the blog name first. She has inspired a few of my entries.
Miss In Your Business - advice blog with 2 funny chicks (1 breeder, 1 non) and occasional guest writer. Lots of opinionated advice and funny commenters.
Misadventures in Maturity - not updated lately but rest assured, there is plenty of archived entries to keep you busy. Drop Mis A. a note and demand more. She needs a kick in the ass.
Death Wore a Feathered Mullet - the blog name alone should get you over there. He had me at "I watched Jay Leno once so you never, ever have to".
And as a palate cleanser, might I offer a little nip of Ashley's Closet? She is married, a mom and a breeder and on the surface, not the typical source of curiosity for me but she is a crazy kind of funny. Her header reads "Confessions of an attention loving, wiener gobbling mom who is perpetually in pajamas & who enjoys shopping, gossip & telling it like it is". Now I ask you, can you NOT check her out?
But if someone gets in my face with any of that foolishness or tells me my gay friends are going to hell . . . I'll try deep breaths until I pass out or just start screaming "I rebuke you!"
Can you say "ruh roh"?
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Marv Alpert - cross dressing biter
Frank Gifford - prostitute patron
Bob Gamere - child porn collector
Vince Marinello in New Orleans - killer of his ex-wife and murder "to do" list maker
OJ Simpson - need I say more?
Larimer County Sheriff Jim Alderden announced at a press conference on Sunday that Colorado authorities have ruled the "balloon boy's" flight a hoax.
"It has been determined that this is a hoax. We believe we have evidence at this point to indicate that this was a publicity
from the GumboNetwork:
Skitzo Leezra here, reporting from the lower left hand corner of the boot shaped state of Louisiana--
My bro-in-law put together a cardboard box and silver helium balloon costume and wore it to an early Halloween party last Saturday and was the hit of the night. Hard to believe, but, Sis RikkiTikkiTavi tells me that not one person at the party asked him for a vomit-on-air re-enactment.
*He named his son "Falcon"---> an automatic entry to douche dad status.