So, Bachelor #1 has now become #1 Boyfriend, what with the exchange of the "L" word plus his gifts of water meter motif stuff and lip balms and all. Yes, he knows what makes me happy. Anywho, we were feeling especially close when we both revealed that interests of the past had made recent contact.
I received 2 texts from 2 previous suitors as did he.
"I think men can smell a commitment/challenge," I supposed.
"No, it's a karma test," #1 Boyfriend said.
"What's that," I ask as I tilt my head like a super hearing canine.
"You don't hear from someone until you have someone else in your life. It is a test to see if you are okay with it."
Check out the deep thought from #1BF!! (Say it like Jules in Pulp Fiction.)
Two texts and phone numbers now deleted from my cell phone. Yay, Karma!
Friday, September 21, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
I referred to my beau as "Bachelor #1" in front of my brother Rollo.
"Oh God! WHY are you calling him THAT?" Rollo asked.
"Because it sounds better than Future Ex-Boyfriend," was my sarcastic but enthusiastic retort.
"No, WHY are you calling him Bachelor # ONE?"
"Because he has moved to the top of the list," I explain but wonder why I am doing so.
"No, no, no, don't you know calling him Bachelor #1 is no good?" Rollo continued.
"Why not? Isn't #1 the best?" I ask.
"No, that's what they want you to think. Bachelor #1 always has something wrong with him. Bachelor #1 never wins."
This is from the same guy that made me watch Johnny Quest and Star Trek. When did Rollo watch "The Dating Game"? Who knew that he cracked the code?
Saturday, September 15, 2012
Mom recently said that some parents push their kids into doing what they themselves are too cowardly to do. The word "cowardly" caught my attention.
If a mom pushes her daughter in pageants, why isn't she competing in the "Mrs" pageants?