Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Shut your cake hole



Attended Kay's birthday party last weekend where an array of cakes were displayed on the dessert table. This beehive cake, after hours of free pouring cocktails, became known as the "jizz" cake. "Greg" took credit for the glaze so we started calling him the "cake fucker" and sang "Pour Some Sugar On Me" when he was in hearing distance.


Hard to believe that we're adults.

It's Ponderous, I tell ya!

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Those "I Don't Celebrate Birthdays" People

They suck.
What the ?
Consider the alternative, stoopid.
No birthday? You are dead.
Not celebrating your birthday? You are a selfish igmo.
Don't deny us the cake, ya big dummy.
Put on the stupid hat, blow out the candles and pass the cake, moron.

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