Check out my party muscle

My radio boyfriend Jay Thomas appeared on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show today and explained his fun loving ways are because he is from Louisiana. Howard's sidekick Robin Quivers then declared that Jay has "party muscle"!

You people can best believe Louisianaians have a party muscles! And even if dormant, never atrophied.

Oooh, walk into a dive bar with a good jukebox and an old drunk guy with cash falling out his pockets leaning against the bar, all my buds laughing at a table and watch my party muscles quiver.

"I gotcha party muscle right he-yaaaaaa!"

Edit: Party muscles should not be confused with Kegels. But hey, they go together just fine.

Quote of the day

"You know what they say:

Spare the Taser, spoil the child."

--as uttered today by Howard Stern on Sirius satellite radio