Thursday, August 16, 2012

Read all about it

Chrysanthemum checked into her hotel room, dropped her luggage and spied this 
magazine provided.

WHORE magazine?
Fill in your joke now.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Love your neighbor

So last week my neighbors invited me to drink a beer with them on their back porch.  We chatted and caught up and then the conversation turned to health, old age and quality of life issues.
Tommy said, "Y'know, I always wanted to die having sex."

He cast a sideways glance at his wife and muttered, "but I guess that's not gonna happen."

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Lessons from a bachelor

Remembered an observation from Bachelor #23.
When I go on the meet-and-greet dates from online contacts, I ask all the uncomfortable questions.  Get it out there and let's see how it goes. Mind you, I know I am getting a one-sided story. 

Anywho, I asked Bachelor #23 why he thought his marriage failed and what he wanted out of future relationships. 
"Appreciation," he revealed.

Tell me more, I urge.
Bachelor #23 said he gave and gave but his best and consistent care wasn't appreciated and eventually not even acknowledged by his ex-wife. While he elaborated, my mind wandered to past relationships and I understood exactly what he meant.

It's nice to be appreciated.  It feels good.

My wish for you today:
I am hoping you are being appreciated and aware enough to know your blessings.

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