Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Unfiltered crap outta my head

If I hear of advertising sponsors canceling their spots for an upcoming television show, it's pretty much an automatic I'll check it out. Like NYPD Blue, back in the day. Sure, it might be marketing ploy but it gets my attention. The new MTV show Skins is a knock-off of the racy British teen series and begs the question: are sexy teenage story lines bad but slutty pregnant teens on 16 And Pregnant good? Like I tell my breeder friends: if I'm not invited to watch the conception, I don't wanna watch the delivery.

Once considered myself to be a semi-bad teen, what with the underage drinking, random and planned vandalism and smart ass mouthery but the older I become, the more I realize, compared to today's yout's, I was a model fucking citizen. Nary a one pregnancy, nor abortions, no rehab, no tattoos, no jail time, no experimentation with drugs, no school time shoot'em-ups.

Teachers should be a little nervous and wary of vengeful gun toting students. While most teachers are decent, we all know at least one power tripping horrible teacher who needed a serious ass kicking or at least a good scare.

And if you're a teacher or an educator, quit bitching about your pay.
You weren't drafted into the job, it's no secret your colleagues aren't paid well so stop acting like you just became aware of how little you earn. Amongst the academia on college campus, the education department is the least respected. If that is a new realization, sorry. Please, go pay more to your powerful and competent teacher's union because it makes lots of sense to pay into a system which has done absolutely zero for you. In fact, why not increase your union dues and watch for even better results? To hear a teacher gripe about their salary is my cue to question their intelligence and awareness.

Awesome customer service at Talbot's recently. Seriously, I was treated so courteously by their super helpful employees, it gave me faith in the revitalization of American economic system.

Leaving it on a positive note for today,
I am,
Skitzo Leezra


Louisiana Belle said...

"if I'm not invited to watch the conception, I don't wanna watch the delivery." LOL! Your wit is awesome.

I was a rebellious teen, too, but the ones of today are a different breed for sure. I have zero interest in watching the Skins show or the Jersey Shore brats. Guess I finally hit old age. And I don't care. :)

Kimberly said...

No one, and I mean no one was more of a model teen citizen than I was & for the record I still don't back talk my parents & I am damn near 36 yers old.

Word veri = fachoo - Oh, I like it!

Fachoo and the horse you rode in on!

SkitzoLeezra said...

Thanks for checking in, ladies. Still amazed that ya'll stop in for more Skitzo Leezra shenanigans.

Kittie Howard said...

I agree with Belle about teens today. The stuff they do is waaaay out of whack. And they could care less whether others like it or not. I sometimes wonder if mothers were impregnated by sperms from flying saucers or docs dropped them on heads.

Prompt service at Talbot's...I hope they don't fire the salesclerk.

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