What the hell is it, really?
It's not chocolate but it's brown. A better name might be Devil's Asshole.
Okay, next.
Red Velvet Cake: also stoopid. Guess what it's made of? Devil's Food cake and red food coloring.
The only good use of Red Velvet Cake is a bleeding armadillo a la the Steel Magnolia's groom cake.
And for the record, carrot cake should not taste like a spice cake.
And coconut should not be hidden. Coconut should be announced with the icing or cake embellishment. I do not enjoy biting into a cake and spitting out the devil's toenails. But I will.
3 comments:
The Devil's toenails?!? Love it!
You don't like coconut? I love it, whether hidden or visible. :)
That armadillo cake was the only redeeming feature of Steel Magnolias. That movie annoys the heck out of me with their Georgia accents! Can't believe they paid Julia Roberts so much money for such horrible acting!
Where are you? I miss your posts!
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