Friday, September 25, 2009

Check out my party muscle

My radio boyfriend Jay Thomas appeared on Howard Stern's Sirius satellite radio show today and explained his fun loving ways are because he is from Louisiana. Howard's sidekick Robin Quivers then declared that Jay has "party muscle"!

You people can best believe Louisianaians have a party muscles! And even if dormant, never atrophied.

Oooh, walk into a dive bar with a good jukebox and an old drunk guy with cash falling out his pockets leaning against the bar, all my buds laughing at a table and watch my party muscles quiver.

"I gotcha party muscle right he-yaaaaaa!"

Edit: Party muscles should not be confused with Kegels. But hey, they go together just fine.


Kimberly said...

That is a nice selection of party muscle - featuring fine Anheuser-Busch products. You are man's woman...

Word veri - doopa

SkitzoLeezra said...

Well, I was trying to show my diversity and all. Beer or gin, I'm good.

toni said...

Your blog is so informative that I am going to vote for it the in the "Best blog east and west of the Mighty Mississippi River" contest.


SkitzoLeezra said...

Thanks Toni?
You know I have more foolishness on my craft blog -

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