Monday, December 29, 2008

Strawberry Shortcake is a whore

I thought Strawberry Shortcake had gone the way of Holly Hobby, to the old whores home.





But no, Strawberry Cake Hole is back in her new modern made-over self and she gives pink a bad name. Who do you think taught those Bratz dolls how to dance on a stripper pole? Holly Hobby and her slutty friend SS Cake Hole. I said it before, I'll say it again, I trust no doll with a huge bonnet. And look at her dress. Would you say it is a bit short? You can see her bloomers for goodness sake! At least Hobby dressed like a fundamental even if she did have whore-ish ways.





No matter, once a whore, always a whore.

2 comments:

Kimberly said...

Now I know why my mother never let me play with Strawberry Shortcake. You hang around whorey dolls, you become a whorey doll.

word veri - slynt (missed slut by that much)

SkitzoLeezra said...

Kimberly, truer words have never been said. It explains the prostitots of today, THEY play with Bratz dolls.

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