Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Word of the day

Date rape sandwich - Thanksgiving leftover turkey sandwich. Causes you to slip into coma-like nap(s).

--coined by yours truly,


turdpolisher said...

yeah, but how do you slip it in a cosmopolitan?

SkitzoLeezra said...

Um, TP? If you are trying to slip a date rape sandwich to a cosmopolitan drinking female, you are playing the wrong game. No, my friend, THOSE girls get roofies. My suggestion is, eat a turkey sandwich, go to asleep on your hand so that it becomes numb and then pretend your hand belongs to someone else. Then fall back asleep.
Oh my gosh, I am so glad no one reads these comments. I would be so embarassed . . . .

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