Wake up and shine

Here's a little funk to move your junk on this good Monday morning.


You're welcome.

Pope approves OR discourages condom use?

Unfathomable to believe an old celibate man Joey Ratz living in Italy has any bearing on one's birth control or safe sex choices.
How many bastard factories and illegitimate children before abortion becomes fashionable again?

Just in time for swimsuit season.
It's the new black.

Any takers?

Ya know, there's blood banks and sperm banks, why not a snot bank? I would be a millionaire. Rich, I tell ya!

Overheard at the holiday market

"DAMMIT, I WANT THAT RUG! I tell ya what, next time, I marry a rich guy. If he's rich, I don't care if he's ugly. If he's super ugly, I'll just bark at him."

Allergy proof cat time

Totally stole this video from new follower Stacey. Thanks lady!

Quote of the day

It's not that I've taken a vow a chastity but more like chastity has taken a vow of me.
And chastity's ugly sister, Abstinence, keeps wanting to be my friend.

--SkitzoLeezra

Through the glass

So, last week I was answering the phones while the receptionist was at lunch and and I was gazing at the other employees through the two glass windows.
The quiet guy walked in and to engage him, I asked "Hey Quiet Guy, if this were a zoo, would I be the animal or would it be the folks on the other side of the glass?"
Quiet Guy lived up to his name with his silence but finally said, "Guess it depends on who's picking up the shit."