Funniest Christmas wish lists ever

From HER ~

• a bone (it's a card folding tool, Leezra knows what it is.)
• a package of clothespins (I don't know where to get them)
  

from HIM ~
in no particular order

• a bottle of Riesling wine, there is a really tall bottle at Walgreen's
• maybe a jug of Southern Comfort
• a squirrel trap
• a new pair of Crocs, size 10, black or brown