from a dude whooping and hollering as he exploded out of the second floor court room.  He picked up the desk phone, dialed and loudly held a conversation the next day's jury pool could hear.
"Hey girl!  Guess what?  I'm not going to prison!  Yeah, I got three years probation.  What?  YEAH, that's good!  Probation is nuthin'.  You would think it was good if you knew what I really did.  You got any food at your house?  No, huh, well, I'll call ya later."
Dials another number.
"Yeah, I called her and told her I got probation and did she have any food and she gave me a no but what she doesn't know is I really want to get with her sister.  I bet her sister has some groceries.  I'm calling her next."
Thursday, December 02, 2010
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Casanova.
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