"Life is too short for crushed ice."
"I've never been to Sonic drive-in before. I'm a Sonic virgin." (then ordered nothing)
"Ribs? Oh, no, none for me. I've never eaten anything off the bone. No! Never. Really. Okay, yes, if you remove the meat from the bone, I'll eat it."
Okay, let's play a fun interactive game and please leave a comment to guess the age, gender or particulars of the above idiot.