One salesperson to another:
"Sometimes I think when people say they're 'retired', they really mean 'retarded'."
Sometimes bitter, sometimes tender but almost always opinionated
About Me
- SkitzoLeezra
- The Town That Fun Forgot, Louisiana, United States
- Irreverent. Sensitive. Sometimes a genius, oftentimes a goofball. If ya wanna check out my crafty side, go to Skitzo Leezra Studio
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Favorite stuff
- Cooking for Assholes - arrogantly written by a beer snob with a trucker mouth
- Things I Want To Punch In The Face - another rage sister!
- Got Blog? - random crap from a snarky, cranky, 80's lovin' chick
- The Block (as in, your head on a) - great stories by Kittie
- Louisiana Belle Forever - Southern gal with sense of humor
- Stuff Christian Culture Likes - yep, they ripped off the format of Stuff White People Like with funny observations of Christian "culture" or lack thereof
- Landover Baptist - Get Your Ass To Church!
- Turdpolisher - entertaining stories from a television news photographer
- Tyler Cowen - my book boyfriend and favorite economist
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