Wednesday, February 22, 2012

What did I just say?

Y'know how your family or group uses words with a funny back story? Or you purposely mispronounce?

Example: Beyonce' proudly showed MTV Cribs her place and said "As you can see, I like dramatical things". Well, thank you, Beyonce' for that little gem.

Or, instead of saying it correctly, my New Orleans pals call our favorite St. Charles bar the "Col-youmns".

Anywho, the immature 12 year boy in my head laughs each time I hear "beef stroganoff" because my friend Fergie always pronouncs it "beef stroking off" (euphenism for male masturbation). Sure, mildly funny but Fergie was once a college-aged child nursery employee when a mom asked what the daily lunch was, Fergie answered "beef stroking off" and she didn't realize her gaffe until the mom's face registered shock.

Hoping your daily lunch special is dramatical,
I am,
Skitzo Leezra

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