Thursday, July 05, 2012

If it itches

I wondered aloud if my boobs itched, did it mean they were growing, as my late great aunt Fay used to tell me? My male friend said, "Well, it certainly doesn't apply to crotch regions. Otherwise, I'd have a freaking beanstalk growing outta my pants."

1 comment:

Gail Dixon (Louisiana Belle) said...

LOL! Well, mine itch a lot, so Aunt Fay was full of beans. You are too funny.

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