Overheard in a wine cellar

at Kay's birthday party,

Cute Chick took a deep breath and said, "I love that smell."

Confused, Other Chick asked, "What smell?"

Cute thoughtfully mused, "Cork, I think. That's it, cork."

Clarifying, Other ask, "Kinda like an uncircumcised penis? That smell?"

"Yes!" Cute exclaimed, "Exactly!"