Thursday, January 28, 2010

Jersey Shore douches and douchettes holding out for vinegar

Maybe I heard wrong.
Something like the cast wants more money and are united in their money hold out. Dude, I watched that guilty cheese fest, don't need to see any more and neither do you. What would be better, me thinks, is multi-city seasons featuring scum bags and whore bags from each geographical armpit of the great nation. Next stop: ??!
Let's see some liberal dirty hippie types in Colorado, ignorant party freaks in Louisiana and how's about Florida? Which group should we look for there?
Hit the road, Jersey Shore bitches and man-whores! You're yesterday's douche water. See ya in the casino restroom, where your job will be handing out paper towels and hoping for a tip.

5 comments:

Kimberly said...

Are you kidding? This was the best train wreck of the season...I hope the get the whopping $5g's per episode they are asking for - they 'effing deserve it!

Louisiana Belle said...

Haha, tell it like it is! I haven't seen the show because I'm afraid of adding another guilty pleasure to my repertoire. But sounds like I don't even need to bother. From what I've seen on gossip blogs and such, these people don't have anything of value to offer the world.

toni said...

Douche times 10.

Toni.

SkitzoLeezra said...

Where've you been, Tony Toni Tone? Glad you're checking in!

toni said...

I've been on my IPhone for a month while I considered junking my PC. Too many problems! To make a long story short, I don't like using the small IPhone keyboard but now I have a new, totally awesome IMac. I'm back now and thanks for thinking of me!

Toni

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