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25 Random facts about me
- I think I am a better-than-average driver.
- I think everyone else is a bad driver.
- When the lottery prize approaches $250,000,000 I will purchase a ticket but rarely ever think about it when the lottery prize is lower, as if $30,000,000 isn't worth the paperwork.
- To me, boyfriends should be like a leases. After 2 years, you either re-up or turn it in.
- I am not afraid to die.
- I don't want anyone I love to die.
- Plaid is my favorite color.
- If we were in jail, you would want to know me. I would be that person that knew how to get stuff.
- When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up and go to jail. In my mind, they had cool bunk beds and lolled in them while reading comic books.
- I honk at every asshole that travels through a red light.
- I wish I could shoot at them with a paint gun.
- I feel I should be authorized to shoot a paint gun at red light scofflaws.
- My red light scofflaw plan states that cops can pull over any car with 3 or more paint ball stains and write a ticket, no questions asked.
- I love stirring up shit with drunk folks.
- Coca-Cola in a can, that is my vice.
- Sonic ice, that's nice.
- Though a Louisiana girl, I don't dig boiled crawfish or po-boys.
- Potatoes and corn boiled with crawfish? Aw, HELL yeah!
- Pecans = good.
- I have sent anonymous postcards with decor suggestions to folks that have ugly houses.
- I agree with my mom that sunshine has healing properties.
- It cracks me up when a man refers to a woman as a "broad". But only if he means it.
- If I were on a deserted island, I would want my Sirius satellite radio and lots of batteries.
- The man's scent Aramis makes me weak. I know, I know, it is old school but maybe that is why.
- Other favorite smell? MarksALot permanent markers! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1 comment:
I must say, I think I knew all of these things about you already. Does that mean I know you TO well??
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