"One morning, my girlfriend asked me if I was ever going to fall in love with her. I tried to keep a very impassionate face and I guess I didn't do a very good job of it, because her face kinda contorted and then she blurted out 'Oh, I'm sorry, I should never have asked you that.' She dumped me shortly afterwards. I really liked her too."
But get this - they had only been dating for TWO or THREE WEEKS!
If ya gotta ask . . .well, don't.
Make HIM chase YOU.