Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Duh! of the Day

Ricky Martin announced that he is gay on Monday.
Like we didn't have a clue 11 years ago when he was Livin' the Vida Loca.
Nobody has given a shit thought about him or his music in a decade so it didn't take a whole lot of bravery or risk to announce his homosexuality now, right?
Come on out, Ricky, we all knew you were gay from the very first nanosecond we laid eyes on ya. Besides, you're taking up valuable room in that gay closet, ya selfish bastard. Plenty of priests and politicians need the space in there.


Michelle said...

LOL...Ricky Martin is gay...and THIS JUST IN...Water is wet. Seriously, was he the last one to know?

Kimberly said...

Sorry to say --- I've liked Ricky since he was in Menudo. Don't even go there with the boy band comments. He is booo-tee-full & now I have to remove him from my "fuck before I die" list. Thanks for nothing.

Skitzo Leezra Studio said...

Not sure you HAVE to remove him from the F-B-4 list . . the way I reckon it, if you forced Ricky and he cried, wouldn't that could be kinda hot? Nay, REAL hot!

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