Ricky Martin announced that he is gay on Monday.
Like we didn't have a clue 11 years ago when he was Livin' the Vida Loca.
Nobody has given a
Come on out, Ricky, we all knew you were gay from the very first nanosecond we laid eyes on ya. Besides, you're taking up valuable room in that gay closet, ya selfish bastard. Plenty of priests and politicians need the space in there.