Monday, July 05, 2010

Al Gore's inconvenient erection

~OR~ Douche of the Day

My birthday gift arrived right on time with news of Al Gore's unwanted sexual advances upon a hired masseuse.

I want to believe it.
I hope her saved pants from their encounter really do have traces of his "DNA".
I'd like to start a new catch phrase ~~
"I got your global warming right here!"
(Must be paired with the requisite crotch grab.)

Please do your part by performing this phrase (with the grab) at least 3 times a day for the next week and let's see if it catches on.

Thanking you in advance,
I am,
Skitzo Leezra


Cooking Asshole said...

The alleged act took place right here in Portland! We are famous now!

SkitzoLeezra said...

For sure, CAhole! Glad you're here.

Louisiana Belle said...

I'm working my way backwards on my Google reader since I've been out of town. So glad to see you're back at posting in your unique humorous way.

I love your new phrase and might even try it out on hubby tonight...see what he does.

You crack my arse up. Love it!

SkitzoLeezra said...

Glad you are as easily amused as I am, LaBelle!
Was wondering why your blog had no new posts lately . . .

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