~OR~ Douche of the Day
My birthday gift arrived right on time with news of Al Gore's unwanted sexual advances upon a hired masseuse.
I want to believe it.
I hope her saved pants from their encounter really do have traces of his "DNA".
I'd like to start a new catch phrase ~~
"I got your global warming right here!"
(Must be paired with the requisite crotch grab.)
Please do your part by performing this phrase (with the grab) at least 3 times a day for the next week and let's see if it catches on.
Thanking you in advance,