Monday, July 26, 2010

Funny Ass Shit: Pervert on the phone


Y'know, every once in a while, my smart mouth serves me well, like the time an unidentified male caller asked for "Laqueesha" to which I informed "there is no one here by that name". He then asked my name and said I "sounded cute".

"You want to know my name?"

Yes.

So, I said, in a low tone at a volume just above a whisper, "I'm your worst nightmare."

A long pause followed by a "sorry, wrong number" was the response, along with a dial tone.


Freakin' out the phone perv? One of my proudest moments.

2 comments:

Heff said...

Way to go. I give telemarketers HELL !

Kimberly said...

Is that sirens I hear?

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