Mel Gibson tells his whore/baby mama, "I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."
What would be my retort?
"Dude, you'll need to rearrange your list with the first priority of making damn sure you pull out all my teeth!"
2 comments:
I love your humor so much. :)
If your dude said that to you, wouldn't you just die laughing?
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