Finally

Where were you when you heard Ted Kennedy died?

I was in bed, smiling.

Now we have to hear how great he was, his contribution to the nation, etc. You would think the man could walk on water. And I guess that is kinda true, as long as he was standing on the shoulders of a dead woman.

My brother Rollo said someone else of greater celebrity needs to die soon so we won't have to hear Ted accolades all week. I hate to wish death on someone but . . .anything to stop the bastard worship.