Newell told me about the "Bowl of Starch" from KFC, also known as the Mashed Potato Bowl. It consists of a mashed potato base layered with corn, gravy, cheese and crispy chicken. So I tried it, I liked it.
Then, last week, Newell tells me I should try the Sonic chili and cheese tots.
Lovin' me some starches, but not wanting to hear any more suggestions from Newell, I am, SkitzoLeezra