Last week, I visited a fancy schmancy hunting lodge and when I approached the restrooms I noticed only duck plaques on the doors, no labels stating "male" or "female". Being a south Louisiana gal, I instantly recognized it was a mallard and had a good idea which was female but would be really embarrassed if I opened on a guy at a urinal.
Would you have guessed correctly?*
*top photo - male;
bottom - female.
And yes, I guessed correctly.