When telling her my man woes, she dropped this gem,
"Why the fuck are you crying? You're the one with the pussy!"
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Sometimes bitter, sometimes tender but almost always opinionated
About Me
- SkitzoLeezra
- The Town That Fun Forgot, Louisiana, United States
- Irreverent. Sensitive. Sometimes a genius, oftentimes a goofball. If ya wanna check out my crafty side, go to Skitzo Leezra Studio
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Favorite stuff
- Cooking for Assholes - arrogantly written by a beer snob with a trucker mouth
- Things I Want To Punch In The Face - another rage sister!
- Got Blog? - random crap from a snarky, cranky, 80's lovin' chick
- The Block (as in, your head on a) - great stories by Kittie
- Louisiana Belle Forever - Southern gal with sense of humor
- Stuff Christian Culture Likes - yep, they ripped off the format of Stuff White People Like with funny observations of Christian "culture" or lack thereof
- Landover Baptist - Get Your Ass To Church!
- Turdpolisher - entertaining stories from a television news photographer
- Tyler Cowen - my book boyfriend and favorite economist
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- Duh! of the day - Louisiana is nation's laziest state
- Funny Ass Shit: Pervert on the phone
- My grandmother asked
- A Dad-ism
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- A day in the life, in Louisiana
- What he said
- Worse thing I ever said?
- My grandmother said
- Mel Gibson's latest quote (of the day)
- Party ingredients
- From my sainted grandmother
- Duh of the Day - get spayed!
- Tumor comparisons
- Al Gore's inconvenient erection
- You can help with the oil spill clean up effort
- Pigs on the loose
- Funniest rant ever
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3 comments:
Your granny should write one of those little inspirational books. It could result in calendars, wisdom cards, t-shirts, bumper stickers... endless possibilities for her great philosophical stance.
Love her. Seriously, that is hysterical.
I heart your grandmother. She's like one of the smartest people in the world. :)
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