Here in southwest Louisiana, we're right in the middle of the French Cajun heritage to the east and Texas cowboy influence to the west so while people watching before a Rick Springfield concert (shut up, the tickets were free), we spied a typical cowboy chick. Not who you would expect to see at a Rick Springfield gig. She wore TIIIIIIGHT Wrangler jeans, western boots, frizzy blonde hair, big cowboy belt and of course, a BeDazzled shirt. And you could tell that she thought she looked HOT.
I was about to wonder aloud if she knew who Rick was when my friend Charles said under his breath, "Oh, girl! You put the cunt in country."
I laughed so hard I might have peed a little.