Thursday, October 01, 2009

Skitzo Leezra's Open Letter To Bloggers

I am a blog freak, have many bookmarks and wander all over the intra'net so feel qualified to compose this missive to the blogger world:

  • please don't include music on your site. I am watching this stuff at work and you are gonna get me in trouble! Provide a link, if you must, but no automatic downloads. Not once have I dug or wanted to hear more than the first 10 seconds.
  • set your blog to show limited photos per page so I don't have to wait 30 minutes for the page to download. I know how to page back and would rather hit the "previous" or "older" button 4 times than wait forever for one page.
  • use tags! If I am looking for that awesome post from a week ago, tags would be helpful. Categories are good too. Plus, I wouldn't have to look at every dang cutesy photo of your spawn.
  • which brings me to, enough with the pictures of your spawn. Are none of you concerned with predators, pedophiles, perverts or just plain old weirdos?
  • no obscure links. Read one last week. "I like this". No reference, no nothing. Did I click on the link? No. I don't have time to care if you don't have time to explain or describe.

Bloggers out there: Love checking out your blogs. You inspire me to post more or sometimes, just by jogging my memory. Keep on keepin' on with your bad selves.

Many thanks for reading my missive. Feel free to share it. I don't even care if you don't give me credit for it. But feel free to, if you like.


Psst said...

Good lawd...sounds like you need some Midol, too.

* I don't have music on my blawg.
* I don't have tons of photos. I usually have a picture associated with a post on Monday & Thursday.
* I don't do tags.
* I don't have kids.
* I don't do obscure.

SkitzoLeezra said...

Entirely possible, Psst. Pass that Midol down. Maybe we're in sync?
Glad your blog is not part of the problem. Like reading yours.

toni said...

You're right on about the blogs. You're a giant amongst pygmys when it comes to blogging. I have a friend who has been blogging about her adopted Chinese baby for two years. Weekly she posts one or two sentences and then 20-30 pictures of the kid. It's a real sleeper.
On another matter, I hope you post some thoughts about the Letterman extortion story. You always have an interesting spin on stars gone bad.


SkitzoLeezra said...

Oy, Toni, your friend seems to be on overload mode.
Thinking about your assignment. . .thanks for the prod.

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