Should you describe the size of a tumor or any other gross medical mass, PLEASE, for the love of ME, would you NOT compare it to a fruit but instead use sports balls?
The conjured visual of tumors and food is unsettling.
And while we're at it, can we NOT say someone was "fingered for the crime"? It seems to provoke a clenching sensation.
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What about dairy products - such as blocks of cheese & eggs? Oh, wait, you said no food comparison. Money? Quarters, 50 cent pieces, dimes?
NOOoooooooooooooo dairy products, Kim!
Not helpful!
Too funny!
Holy crap, this is one of my fave blogs! My sides hurt from laughing.
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