Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Tumor comparisons


Should you describe the size of a tumor or any other gross medical mass, PLEASE, for the love of ME, would you NOT compare it to a fruit but instead use sports balls?


The conjured visual of tumors and food is unsettling.

And while we're at it, can we NOT say someone was "fingered for the crime"? It seems to provoke a clenching sensation.

4 comments:

Kimberly said...

What about dairy products - such as blocks of cheese & eggs? Oh, wait, you said no food comparison. Money? Quarters, 50 cent pieces, dimes?

SkitzoLeezra said...

NOOoooooooooooooo dairy products, Kim!
Not helpful!

Michelle said...

Too funny!

giddy99 said...

Holy crap, this is one of my fave blogs! My sides hurt from laughing.

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