Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Pink tools chap my ass

I like pink but as a chick with a decently stocked tool box, those inferior quality pink tools offend me. They mock women.
"You don't know what you're doing and you'll probably need a guy to finish what you can't do so, in the meantime, why don't you just hold this pastel pink tool that looks so good with your manicure."
Invest or steal (borrowing from your dad) good quality tools and you'll use them forever. Pink tools are for Barbie's house.


f1trey said...

thats it...im selling my pink rifle today....

Louisiana Belle said...

Aw, I always wanted some pink tools, but since you put it that way...I guess I don't. Thanks for helping me see the light. :)

SkitzoLeezra said...

La Belle - different strokes for different folks. Get 'em if it makes you happy but first compare the quality of "real" tools. Working with a cheaply made inferior tool can be dangerous.

Pink tools are fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.

Just sayin'.

Cat said...

Oh jeez...those tools are just patronizing horse crap.

"Oh, of course you can help, honey! Look, I got you some "special" tools of your own!"

That's all it says to me.

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