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Sometimes bitter, sometimes tender but almost always opinionated
About Me
- SkitzoLeezra
- The Town That Fun Forgot, Louisiana, United States
- Irreverent. Sensitive. Sometimes a genius, oftentimes a goofball. If ya wanna check out my crafty side, go to Skitzo Leezra Studio
Followers
Favorite stuff
- Cooking for Assholes - arrogantly written by a beer snob with a trucker mouth
- Things I Want To Punch In The Face - another rage sister!
- Got Blog? - random crap from a snarky, cranky, 80's lovin' chick
- The Block (as in, your head on a) - great stories by Kittie
- Louisiana Belle Forever - Southern gal with sense of humor
- Stuff Christian Culture Likes - yep, they ripped off the format of Stuff White People Like with funny observations of Christian "culture" or lack thereof
- Landover Baptist - Get Your Ass To Church!
- Turdpolisher - entertaining stories from a television news photographer
- Tyler Cowen - my book boyfriend and favorite economist
Blog Archive
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2009
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December
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- Happy New Year's Eve
- Christmas sweater puke fest
- Country girl with city friends
- Don't fake that cake
- An unlikely duo: Bing Crosby and David Bowie
- Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney
- I can't NOT watch
- Pink tools chap my ass
- A little reminder
- Nicknames
- Rain in Louisiana
- My suggestion for Tiger's comeback:
- Bella sucks
- Funny? Or wrong?
- Smart ass cop
- How "Seinfeld" made dolts more interesting
- Churches, bars, theaters and cars
- Told ya so
- Concerns or joys?
- Tiger lied to all of us
- A great blog find
- Things that chap my ass: Farewell tours
- CandyGram? No. Telegram? No. MammoGram!
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December
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Blog Awards
Labels
- "green"
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- Alexis Stewart
- Allen Toussaint
- Ann
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- Anthony Bourdain
- apprentice
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- audition
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- baby
- Barack Obama
- bastard factory
- beer
- Bella
- big brother
- Billy Joel
- Billy Ray Cyrus
- birthday
- Bobby Jindal
- boyfriend
- BP oil spill
- Bratz doll
- Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals
- breeders
- Britney Spears
- Brooke Hundley
- brother
- Cajun suitcase
- cake
- Cameron Diaz
- Carrie Prejean
- casino
- Cassandra
- cat
- Celebrity Rehab
- cell phone
- cemetery
- charity
- Chelsea Handler
- chick flick
- childless by choice
- Chris Rock
- Christian
- Christmas
- chrysanthemum
- church
- Conan O'Brien
- concert
- Cooking for Assholes
- Corgi
- Cowboy Mouth
- crawfish
- crime
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- cute contest
- dad
- Dan Satterfield
- Daniel Tosh
- Danielle
- Dave Treen
- David Bowie
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- David Letterman
- dawn
- DC sniper
- Desperate Housewives
- diet
- DIPP
- Discover Your Inner Economist
- disgrace
- documentary
- dog
- doll
- donald trump
- Donna Fargo
- douche
- douche of the day
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger
- Drooling Idiot Prevention Plan
- Duh
- eBay
- eco friendly
- Edwin Edwards
- Eileen
- Elizabeth
- Ella Fitzgerald
- Entity (the movie)
- Ernest
- Face Book
- fashion
- Fats Domino
- FEMA
- feng shui
- fire in the hole
- football
- fragrance
- Fred Phelps
- French Quarter
- friendship
- Ft. Hood shooting
- Fuel TV
- funeral
- funny
- Funny Ass Shit
- gay
- gift
- girlfriends
- Glamour Shots
- Glen Campbell
- global warming
- Gordon Ramsay
- grandmotherly advice
- Gregory
- Guyana KoolAid
- haggis
- Halloween
- Hannah Montana
- high school
- hole
- Howard Stern
- hurricane
- ike
- in-law
- inconsiderate
- Jack McBrayer
- Jay Leno
- Jay Thomas
- Jennifer Koppelman Hutt
- Jersey Shore
- Jesse Godderz
- Jesse James
- Jill Conner Browne
- Jim Jones
- Jimi Hendrix
- job
- john
- John Allen Muhammad
- John Irving
- John McCain
- jon and kate plus 8
- Joseph Epstein
- juicy couture
- Kanye West
- Katrina
- Kay
- Keith Bardwell
- KFC
- killer
- killer whale
- ladder
- Lance Armstrong
- Larry David
- Lavell Crawford
- Leenie
- lewd
- life ain't fair
- LIFO
- Lindsay Lohan
- Louis Armstrong
- Louis CK
- Louisiana
- Lynn
- Mad Libs
- Mad Men
- mallys
- mammogram
- Manhattan
- Marc Grizzard
- Mardi Gras
- marriage
- Martha Stewart
- mastubatory
- Matt
- maura
- Mayhem
- meat hole
- Mel Gibson
- men
- Michael Jackson
- Miley Cyrus
- Misadventures in Maturity
- Miss California
- mom
- monkey
- Morgan Freeman
- mower
- MRE
- multiple sclerosis
- murder
- music
- NASCAR
- Natasha Leggero
- nephew
- New Moon
- New Orleans
- newell
- Ninth Ward
- nutria
- Octomom
- Ohio Express
- Okrah
- old people
- Oprah Winfrey
- Oscar
- overheard
- palcohol
- Patricia Fields
- Pembroke
- perfume
- Peter Frampton
- photo
- PJ O'Rourke
- political
- politics
- porn
- prank
- pre-landfill
- prostitot
- PT Cruiser
- Quentin Crisp
- quote of the day
- Rachel Zoe
- rant
- reality tv
- recycle
- redneck
- relationships
- religion
- Rep Joe Wilson
- rescue me
- restaurant manager
- Ricky Martin
- rikki tikki tavi
- Rita
- Robert Byrd
- Robert Hall
- roller girls
- rollo
- romance
- romantic
- rubatex
- rude
- Saint Francis
- Saints
- salad
- salad bar
- Samisms
- Sammy
- Sandra Bullock
- Saturday Night Live
- Scale of Ugly
- sears wish book game
- Seinfeld
- Separated at birth?
- Sex and the City
- Sheryl Crow
- Shirley Temple
- shirt
- shy
- Simon Doonan
- Sirius
- Sirus
- skateboard
- snow
- sodomy
- Sonic
- Spike Lee
- Steve Phillips
- stoopid
- strawberry shortcake
- stupid crap women do
- style
- sugar daddy
- Superdome
- Ted Kennedy
- The Alcoholic
- The Office
- The Rev
- thief
- Things I Want To Punch In The Face
- Things that chap my ass
- Tiger Woods
- Tilikum
- Tim
- TiVo
- trixie
- Tropic Thunder
- Turd Polisher
- Twilight
- Tyler Cowen
- Valentine's Day
- Vienna sausage
- Virginia Tech shooting
- weather
- webMD
- Whatever Girls
- When The Levees Broke
- will
- wisenheimer
- word of the day
- WTF?
3 comments:
thats good....LOL... I swear ...next year for halloween ..im goin as tiger woods......
Obviously you are hurt - now you realize that two night stand with ol' Cheetah really meant nothing. Its ok...there are more cats in the jungle.
Yep, you hit the commercial on the head. Sports Illustrated called Tiger's fall The Great Sadness. And so it is...Merry Christmas, SkitzoLeezra!
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